2 Questions

[liam]

G'day

Why do all russian chicks between the ages of 14 and 30 look like Porn-Stars? http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif ?

And why has'nt there been any hot water in this entire fookin country for over a month http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/mad.gif http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif ?

Liam http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif

[Oliar]

What a strange opinion http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/rock.gif probably you were in wrong tim ein wrong place all the time

[MartinUK]

Liam,
It's a long time since I've seen a porn movie but I seem to recall peroxide hair, silicon implants and too much make-up.
However, if ALL the ladies where you are, are gorgeous then there's obviously something in the water and that's why they've turned it off!
M

[ANYA]

[QUOTE= (liam @ Aug. 09 2004,14:39)]G'day

Why do all russian chicks between the ages of 14 and 30 look like Porn-Stars? http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif

[MartinUK]

Anya,
In UK there are handsome guys, there are guys that are good in bed, and then there's Liam!!!

P.S. He knows I'm only joking ..... I hope!

[eeyore]

-but,
Liam is from NooZealand, isn't he?

(the land of the wrong white crowd)
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[liam]

G'day http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

Theres no way i believe you Martin!

Yeah Anya, thats why i moved to New Zealand http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/cool.gif too many Brad Pitt/Johnny Depp look-a-likes to compete with

http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif

anyhow, i'm getting sick of devushka pornstars and am awaiting a fond and happy return to my own personal favourite:

New Zealand Sheep http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

Liam http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif

[Oliar]

I still have no hot water at home http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif

[liam]

http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif you and me both

[Oliar]

you like children? what are you doing with them? Videos?

[liam]

http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif #### Sorry!, thats bloody MartinUK using my password (again) to write about his seedy life in russia http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/mad.gif

As for me, i only get drunk with 18 year old pornstars http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif


Liam http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif

[Oliar]

http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif I see, guess I'll do the same after work, but I prefer men older then 18 http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[liam]

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[Oliar]

but anyway, I'm too old for you and living in St.Petersburg http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/cool.gif

[ANYA]

so difficult for me, seriosly i talk better then i write, sorry for my english. But guys what you doing in internet if some of you really want to have a russion wife, in what problem come here and dreams come truth. But i know one guy fom USA befor he came here he really wanted to get married. But now he changed his mind he only have fun sad story. But he is nice. Guys i want you come here and kick out russion mens.
http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/rock.gif http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/rock.gif in reall i am very nice and kind and so beautifull http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif
BTW i saw girles from uk they are so big http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif

[ANYA]

but anyway, I'm too old for you and living in St.Petersburg http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/cool.gif
What are you crazy what are you doing in Piter moove to Moscow emidiatly. I will help to find for you a wife looking like porn star. Its easy

[Gregory45]

Little men you are hanging around with the wrong people.
I am not even sure you know how a working woman look like,
maybe the ones you have seen are those in bad movies.

Russian woman are beautiful, the fact that they dress to kill and wear high heels does not make them bad woman, please got to Milan and Paris and learn about fashion. Maybe you are very comfuse since in the USA,Australia and New Zealand all the wear is sneequers and "T" shirts......

As to the hot water, they work on maintenance for 2 weeks in the summer on all the piping for the buildings...live and learn..

[MartinUK]

got to Milan and Paris and learn about fashion

So Paris & Milan are the only places for Fashion.

Go to Paris to catch the 'Mad Cow Disease' that the French have yet to admit to, ask John Anthony, he's already got it!
And, go to Milan to get run down by the lunatics driving their underpowered crap Fiat's as if they were Ferrari's!

[Oliar]

Anya, you are the best, thanks for nice offer, but I don't really need wife, specially if she looks like pornstar, and I love St.Peter

[liam]

WOO-HOO Gregory http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif thats a wee bit harsh http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif perhaps you haven't followed the dialogue mate! did i say act like pornstars? or look? mmmmmmmmmmmnnn while i go a fact finding mission to milan please try and develop a sense of humour http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

and your reading skills need a quick brush-up too http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif


failing that try putting a loaded gun to your head it may make you smile

Liam

[Oliar]

I think that if one country is full of pornstarts, it should be very lucky country http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[liam]

Hell Yes http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

[Oliar]

Poor russian men, that's why they have to drink so much, othewise they go crazy from so much beauty around http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif

[liam]

Hell Yes the easiest way to blend in around here is starting at 8am walk around town drinking a can of baltika number 9 !!!!!!!!!! http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

just one of the many things that i love about russia http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

Liam

[liam]

G'day ANYA http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif yeah its shame that some men come to russia with less than honourable intentions http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif , but, such is life! As for me, i just wanted to visit russia, live here a while and see what happens!!!!!!!!
I've met a couple of dodgy strange freaky guys here's trying to find wives, but, i also met a cool guy from america who was returning with his russian internet wife for a holiday to her home-town.

b.t.w she loves America!!!!! (the evil imperialist capitalist swine that they are http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/mad.gif )

http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif Liam

[Oliar]

yeah, baltica 9 is the best start of the day http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif then for lunch 100 gr of vodka and in the evening you are happiest guy http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif What a shame

[MartinUK]

since in New Zealand

[Oliar]

MartinUK are you liam's brother?

[MartinUK]

The road is long with many a winding turn
That leads us to who knows where, who knows when
But I'm strong--strong enough to carry him
He ain't Liam, he's my brother

So on we go--his welfare is my concern
No burden is he to bear--we'll get there
For I know he would not encumber me
He ain't Liam, he's my brother

If I'm laden at all--I'm laden with sadness
That everyone's heart isn't filled with the gladness of love for one another
It's a long, long road from which there is no return
While we're on our way to there
Why not share?

And the load--it doesn't weigh me down at all
He ain't Liam, he's my brother
He ain't Liam, he's my brother
He ain't Liam. He's my brother

[liam]

I'm touched Martin http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif i did'nt know you cared!


Liam