Turn-on's

[Jon]

Well here is another side of the coin...thought someone else would pick this thread.

Tell us what you consider a real turn-on? What is it about the person(s) you are dating that turns you into a pile of slush and makes you melt into a soft puddle of pudding?

My favorite: "I like a woman who speaks very softly on the telephone and makes me want to jump on the next plane before she can finish her sentence."

Or: "I like to feel important and that what I say is interesting."

Not all turn-on's are sexual in nature. Sometimes we can get emotionally excited just by their behavior or the way we are treated. I don't suggest that we start posting sexual turn-on's, but those little things our mate does that makes living more enjoyable.

I think the woman here will agree that sex is important, but it's not always the turn-on (button) that keeps the relationship lively.

Jon

[Xutesute]

With the luck I've been having lately any woman under 200 pounds and under 60 years of age that replies more than once makes me happy. http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

This conjures up a thought. Apparently my idea of the "average" build for an American woman is inaccurate.

Many profiles I've seen start with saying they are of average build but as you read on you see something like 5'4", 180 pounds. Hmmmmm, I thought that was more like "ample" or maybe "fluffy" http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/rock.gif Craig.

[Jon]

</span>[QUOTE= (Xutesute @ Nov. 14 2002,16:43)]"Hmmmmm, I thought that was more like "ample" or maybe "fluffy"

[Xutesute]

Lol Jon.

I was trying to be politically correct, I didn't mean to make you hungry. How about "thin challenged" or "obese?"

Does that do anything to curb your appetite?

Craig.

By the way. The microwave is my best friend so a home cooked meal is always very much appreciated. http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

[Barracuda]

What turns me on...

Women that can carry on a conversation about things that I am also interested in. Examples: A woman that knows what Cd is realitive to aerodynamics. Or knows what makes the best fertilizer for growing corn. If she can field strip an AK-47 with a blindfold on she'd be my dream girl.

Women that looks after her family and friends without being intrusive or domineering.

A woman that can also do things like I can. I can sew a button or an entire shirt. I can restore an old piece of furniture, paint a room, hang a picture.

If she is confident in a little black dress going to dinner or in worn out bib overalls tilling up the garden with me.

A woman that can work on her own car and doesn't mind helping me out when I'm working on mine.

If she knows the value of hard work and persistant effort.

If she can laugh, cry, and love with me, share my hopes and dreams along with her own.

If she can be my best friend with the skills to listen and to share her own thoughts.

If she can understand the wisdom of buying things when we can afford them and not wanting to use credit to replace savings.

If she can touch my heart with her words and actions and I can see it in her eyes.

If she know when to expect and push me when the time is appropriate to do something. I have a bad habbit of anylizing things so much I talk myself right out of buying things when I really do need them.

If she can handle a firearm as well or better than myself. Yes, I am a hunter/recreational shooter. That means that I do have firearms in the house. So she cannot be afraid of them.

If she can stand my snoring when I'm really tired without waking me up every 10 minutes.

If she can drink an entire can of Coke and burp then laugh about it later without feeling guilty.

If she is not ashamed of me for who and what I am without reguard to other peoples opinion.

Barracuda

[Xutesute]

Is that all Barracuda? http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

I'm attractted to a woman that is breathing http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif

Seriously, I really would like to find someone who wants to be my friend as well as my lover and just accept me for who I am rather then thinking she can mold me into something else (I think a lot of guy's have the same problem.)

Someone that would respect me as I would respect her so we could be better as a couple then we are as individuals BECAUSE of our differences. A ying/yang balance kind of thing.

Craig.

[Maroossia]

I agree with Xutesute (about differences and ying/yang balance)...

And the things Barracuda described... Hmm, I'd rather take most of them as absolute turn-off's if my man expected me to burp (and laugh http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/rock.gif ), stand his snoring,

[liam]

girls who speak there minds

girls who like the movie 'betty blue'.

girls who read the newspaper

girls who can drink a dozen bottles of stella

girls who say nice things about me behind my back

girls who've read george orwell

girls who are happy

a girl with a big smile

a girl who thinks liam gallaghers cool

a girl who'll make me a cup of tea

a girl who'll come with me to watch a one day international cricket match

a girl who thinks all wars are ridiculous

a girl who likes red wine

a girl who likes picnics by the river

a girl who likes camping out in the bush

a girl who keeps her own personality

a girl with nice legs in a short skirt (sorry ladies i am 1st and foremost a man!!!!)

a girl who thinks napoleon the pig should be shot

Just a few of the millions that make the opposite sex attractive to me. Yeah theres quite a few sexual things i could add but in the interest of decency i'll control myself.

"I understand HOW: I do not understand WHY." (orwell, 1984)

cheers,
liam

[Barracuda]

Maroossia,


Actually my comments were intended to be humorous. Kind of a reference to the woman being one of the guys but female. I do expect that a woman be confident in herself enough to be willing to try some of the things that I am interested in. Just as she should expect me to try some of the things she likes to do. I probably should work on my humor skills, eh?

Barracuda

[Maroossia]

Guys, I would suggest that we list only the things globally known...

[Barracuda]

I kind of like Liam's comments too... http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

Maroossia,

Ok, lets work on our humor together. http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif I am a funnier person in person, actually! http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif By the way how do you look in bib overalls? http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/rock.gif

Barracuda

[Jon]

Wow!!!

Isn't this more fun than slinging mud? I think the FSU women will get a better feeling for Western men once the have an idea of what he expects (desires) and looks for in a mate.

Where are the FSU women? What do they think is a turn-on? I hope they have some opinions to share with us so we know what to expect. Maybe their turn-on's are not much different from Western women?

Jon

[Maroossia]

Barracuda, I've never tried bib overalls http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif Is this your favourite turn-on?

Jon, who's slinging mud?? We're just talking... And don't you consider me an FSU girl??

[Jon]

</span>[QUOTE= (Maroossia @ Nov. 14 2002,23:43)]Jon, who's slinging mud?? --- NO ONE!!!

"And don't you consider me an FSU girl??"

[liam]

G'day Maroossia,
Yeah Baltika's quite tasty but i thought the point was to write what turns 'me' on, if i like cricket i like cricket, i can't not add it because you may not understand. Just like when someone was talking about 'SPB' and i did'nt understand what it mean'nt i simply put it out there and asked what it mean'nt.
Theres nothing there about 'rugby', though a couple of teams from moscow are coming over to play a few games here early next year and i believe russia's gonna have a team in next years rugby world cup. http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif
Did'nt Newcastle recently beat CSKA?http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/rock.gif?http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/rock.gif?,
your friend liam

[angelin]

</span><span =''>
Barracuda. All is ok , only without snore . or two bedroom http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

[angelin]

</span>[QUOTE= (Xutesute @ Nov. 14 2002,20:23)]By the way.

[Xutesute]

Haha, thanks for the advice Angelin.

But, it's easier to meet a microwave and I think they are much more simple then a wife and don't cost as much to maintain. I just haven't figured out how to have sex with it yet http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif I'm afraid of the injuries I might receive. My microwave is very attractive, in fact it's a hottie!

Craig.

[angelin]

</span>[QUOTE= (Xutesute @ Nov. 15 2002,00:57)]Haha, thanks for the advice Angelin.

But, it's easier to meet a microwave and I think they are much more simple then a wife and don't cost as much to maintain.

[Vicky]

</span>[QUOTE= (angelin @ Nov. 15 2002,01:12)]Hear! Wife can do : clean, wash, buy food, sew. It is whole combine! And she working ever at that time , where there isn

[angelin]

</span>I can't work in darkness, believe me after I spent 12 hours in darkness today I once again understood I'n not an owl http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif<span =''>
I can http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif))
With flash-light. I know, because I was do http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif))
I can work. To sorrow, computer

[Barracuda]

Maroossia,

It depends on "who" is in them thar' overalls and how well she fills them out. A little dirt on the knees, tossed hair, a mud spot or two on her face, some dirt under her fingernails. http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif Oh! it just makes me want to pick her up, take her into the house, run a hot bath, scrub her from head to toe, and give her a long massage. http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

Angelin,

I really only snore if I'm really, really tired and a clothes pin on my nose will take care of the noise. http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif I do have two other bedrooms if you would want to move.... http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

Barracuda

[Jon]

</span>[QUOTE= (Vicky @ Nov. 15 2002,01:19)]</span>[QUOTE= (angelin @ Nov. 15 2002,01:12)]Hear! Wife can do : clean, wash, buy food, sew. It is whole combine! And she working ever at that time , where there isn

[Vicky]

</span>[QUOTE= (Jon @ Nov. 15 2002,02:30)]I can work in the dark, but it isn't a job I do best.

[Jon]

</span>[QUOTE= (Vicky @ Nov. 15 2002,02:43)]</span>[QUOTE= (Jon @ Nov. 15 2002,02:30)]I can work in the dark, but it isn't a job I do best.

[Vicky]

Jon,
I haven't seen that movie. And in the dark I prefer grabbing something else...
P.S. Please don't inform Admin if you thought I'm hinting at something, I don't want my ip banned http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[Jon]

</span>"And in the dark I prefer grabbing something else..."<span =''>
Vicky,

I was assuming you meant the cat?

[Vicky]

Nope, Jon,

I meant the pillow http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

[Jon]

</span>Nope, Jon,

I meant the pillow http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif<span =''>
Vicky,

My cat is my pillow...don't have to feed it and its always warm and fuzzy...

Jon http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[Vicky]

And I use my dog as a heating pad when feet get cold after sitting for too long by the pc http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif She doesn't object, still can't perceive why, I would if I was her http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

[Jon]

</span>And I use my dog as a heating pad when feet get cold after sitting for too long by the pc http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif She doesn't object, still can't perceive why, I would if I was her http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif<span =''>
Maybe because she is used to being treated like a dog... http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif

[Xutesute]

Holey smokes Jon, you have a hit with this thread even though it got derailed a little. Lots of funny stuff.

"Hear! Wife can do : clean, wash, buy food, sew. It is whole combine! And she working ever at that time , where there isn

[Jon]

</span>"The microwave ? change it to wife. It will be simpler , tastier and faster..."<span =''>
Faster (faters)...

I don't know? Have you tried tasting American women lately? Maybe sticking to the microwave isn't such a bad idea afterall!!! http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif

Jon

[Jon]

I'm not sure if food counts?

[Xutesute]

LMAO Jon.

The American women are very salty. And all that saturated fat! Ugh!

[katya]

I was hear such proveb :
paradise is American salary , russian wife, english house and chinese kitchen.
and hall is russian salary , american wife, chinese house and english kitchen.
So , before you haven't russian wife, may be , microwave is really better ? http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif
(joking)

[Xutesute]

Hahaha Katya, that's good!!

I seem to be running on about my microwave but another good thing is it doesn't argue, just beeps softly once in a while.

Craig.

[Maroossia]

Some physical (and not only physical) attributes that are turn-on's for me:

1) Bald (shaved) head
2) Dark (black) hair
3) Broad shoulders
4) Big (but not fat) legs
5) Stylish and elegant clothes (even if it's a sort of "bib overalls" previously discussed http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif )
6) Glasses (elegant)
7) Strong but beautiful hands
8) Oriental perfume
9) Military or sports (except tennis) background
10) Tuxedo's (if relevant)

Again, more serious things - later...

[Maroossia]

Forgot to add 'Brad Pitt' looks http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/cool.gif

(it's just that I'm now watching the "Meet Joe Black" movie http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif )

[Maroossia]

G'day Liam,

You seem to know lots of things about Russia http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

But what about Leningrad band? Ever heard of it?...

Even if Newcastle did beat CSKA, it wasn't recently http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif
Recently there was a cool match on a snow-covered field, CSKA beating Spartak (how about this one?)

[liam]

G'day Maroossia,

I was wrong; its was newcastle who beat spartak moscow a couple of weeks ago, as for the photo's i have just sent them to Vicky. (its a actually a little nerve racking!!!!)
cheers

liam

[Maroossia]

Liam,

You're wrong again...

It was Liverpool, Valencia and Basel (and CSKA Moscow), who beat Spartak Moscow in the past few weeks, but not Newcastle... http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

Photos - is Vicky to post them here for you? Or she's going to be the only one to see them?

[liam]

G'day Maroossia,
yeah, you're right it was dynamo kiev (can't believe you know so much about the champions league!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Don't know what vicky will do with the photos' maybe put them on her dart board and throw darts at them!!!!!!

cheers, liam

[Vicky]

Liam and Maroossia,

I'm being proud of being the only one posessing liam's photos http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif But my natural kindness doesn't allow me keeping them all by myself http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif
There are two photos, so I'll try to ask Admin to attach one of them to liam's profile here (providing you don't mind liam), and the second I'll leave for myself and who knows might use that darts idea, since I'm happen to have a board, and the photo is a close-up, and I'm a bit short-sighted http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[liam]

i think i've made a terrible mistake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Liam

[liam]

G'day Maroossia,

is 'leningrad' the band where everyone wears multi coloured clothes and have bizzare 'pointy' haircuts?http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/rock.gif?http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/rock.gif?

cheers

liam

[Vicky]

</span>i think i've made a terrible mistake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Liam<span =''>
Why is that, liam?

[liam]

G'day Vicky,

well you see the problem is that once my photo goes public my life will probably change big-time. I'm gonna get about 10,000 emails from love-struck russian girls just dying to get there hands on my handsome boyish good looks, plus there gonna be heaps of modelling agencies trying 'snap-me-up' as there latest 'hot new star' (i may even end up in hollywood!!!!), plus the divorce rate in russias gonna skyrocket as the beautiful young wives leave there husbands to try and get me, plus i'm gonna be a victim of the 'beautiful women' type syndrome where from now on people won't be interested in my personality just my appearence, and finally i don't want to become an international sex-object, lusted after in the four corners of the world.

Just think of the ramifications Vicky, my whole world hinges on this decision of yours.!!!!!!!!!!!! http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

cheers liam

[Vicky]

Ok, ok, liam http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif
You saw mr writing "providing you dont mind, liam" http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif If you do, I'll keep your nice pics to myself and will be the only one dreaming about you at nights. That made you happy? http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[Jon]

</span>"...and will be the only one dreaming about you at nights."<span =''>
I wouldn't be too sure about that...I might just have a nightmare thinking about you spending those cold winter nights curled up with a picture of liam tucked away...somewhere?


http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

Jon

[Vicky]

A feeling that I'm the only one who knows how liam looks like will warm me up during those cold winter night http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[Jon]

</span>[QUOTE= (Vicky @ Nov. 16 2002,16:45)]A feeling that I'm the only one who knows how liam looks like will warm me up during those cold winter night

[katya]

</span><span =''>
Jon.. why you so don't like he ?
normal man , rather pretty , if it can be telling about man . sometimes we sees the mote in his brother

[Jon]

</span>[quote=Jon,Nov. 16 2002,17:16]
Jon.. why you so don't like he ?
normal man , rather pretty , if it can be telling about man . sometimes we sees the mote in his brother

[katya]

</span><span =''>
milk- good, honey-good , but milk with honey... I don't like it http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif
and I'll sleep and without milk http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

this all is a complete bull shit

[Vicky]

Good you digged out the thread as i started to forget what turns-on could there be http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

[liam]

#### off adrian

[liam]

oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, here we go again!!!!!!!!!!, come-on girls, tell big bad liam off for swearing http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[liam]

theres a guy where i work called adrian, his idea of fun on his days off is to go down to the toilets on the marine parade in town and give old men blowjobs.

your not the same guy are you buddy? http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

[liam]

adrian turns me on http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif

[liam]

if you take your false teeth out it'll feel better mate! http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[Tom]

I think that this time, you have shocked Vicky into total silence!!!

[liam]

http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif



no mate!, i've got a sneaky feeling that she's gonna lull me in to a false sense of security then whooooooooooooooosh, in for the kill http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif liam

[Vicky]

i'm just trying to see if i can act silent bob http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif and make a kinda test - what should jay do that will make silent bob speak http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

[liam]

http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif remember the end of the movie 'dogma', when jay thinks the worlds gonna end and finally it seems he's gonna get his wish?

some-thing along those lines would do nicely http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif http://datingtalk.info/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif liam